meowvgonspengler:

do you ever shift in bed slightly and suddenly youre in the most perfect sleeping position ever and you feel like the fucking planets are aligned

(via cannibalistic-vulcans)

Monday with 19,635 notes / reblog

earthnation:

*steps in something wet* *screams for 34 years*

(via cannibalistic-vulcans)

Gf: babe come over
Me: I'm eating garlic bread
Gf: I'm horny and my parents aren't home
Me: it's the kind that's covered in cheese
school: ew
classes: ew
homework: ew
hogwarts: ayyyyyy
Monday with 1,144,151 notes / reblog
muirin007:

snapslikethis:


Just look at all of their faces individually

all i can see is james potter, kingsley shacklebolt, and sirius black high fiving in an ootp meeting 
help

THAT LAST COMMENT